10 Things I Will Never Do

My favourite drinking game has come to the web in the form of the '10 Things I Will Never Do' meme that is spreading and thanks to Martine Martin it is now my turn. revenge for tagging her with that annoying book meme.

1. Turn down a cuddle, who can?
2. Support the EU. It is unreformable.
3. Support Socialism. Over 100 million people dead, but the ideology somehow isn't. I find it hard to believe that some people are still so deluded to support it despite the misery that it has brought.
4. Support Islamism, or any ideology of the irrational god botherers.
5. Be born again. Once you've won the lottery of life no need to play a second time, and the Blood of Christ is not exactly my cup of tea.
6. Like big cities. Too many crowds, not enough green or sea. This is one of the reasons that I like living in Torquay. 10 minutes walk from work and I can be lying back the grass staring out over the clear blue waters of the bay, the air quiet and the only sign of human habitation Brixham miles away on the far side of the bay.
7. Respect postmodern art. Mr Huirst it might be big, but it's not clever. Mr Ofili, now that you have got your little incestuous relationship with the Tate why not dump the gimmick? Mr McQueen yes there is something that happens when you repeat a Buster Keaton joke again and again and again. What was once mildly amusing transforms into something utterly dull and pointless.
8. Drink larger.
9. Like programming with PHP. It sucks, there are much better alternatives.
10. Get any response from the people I'm about to tag. But you never know ...

Marcus Wood,
Adrian Sanders,
Margot Wallstrom,
David Cameron,
Muammar Gadafi of Libya
and of course President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad of Iran